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Topic: Woohoo... first Z Payment arrived - guess I'll print it out and frame it :)
Softproduct Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2019 6:19:02 PM
Nothing better than that first check smell...Mmmmmm. Grats!Roses Roses
Topic: Woohoo... first Z Payment arrived - guess I'll print it out and frame it :)
Softproduct Posted: Tuesday, June 18, 2019 6:19:02 PM
Nothing better than that first check smell...Mmmmmm. Grats!Roses Roses
Topic: Antivirus software opinion
Softproduct Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2018 8:13:03 AM
I use AVG and Spybot Search and destroy. Both are very simple and use up few resources. AVG has been a little naggy recently, but caution being the better part of valor, I also don't stray far on the interwebs too much garbage out there. Work, church, Zazzle is my motto.
Topic: Stupid Question of the Day
Softproduct Posted: Thursday, November 29, 2018 8:07:32 AM
Best topic title ever. Grin
Topic: The Grinch Who Stole Zazzle.
Softproduct Posted: Wednesday, November 28, 2018 9:59:57 AM
Every Zazzler
Down in Zazz-ville
Liked creating a lot...

But the Grinch,
who had never had a sale,
DID NOT!

The Grinch hated Zazzle! He found it displeasing!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his shop was a terrible sight.
It could be, perhaps, he ignored copyright.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his shop was still terribly small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
He sat in his cellar
And he stared at his monitor, hating pro-sellers.
Reading all the kind threads on the forum that day,
made him think he might try to take it away.
For he knew every shop keeper was busy as bees.
Perhaps he would get busy and steal their PCs.

"And they're prepping their shops!" he snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled,and he groaned "I am no longer waiting!
I must take their PCs and stop all this creating!"

He knew he could not steal them all in one night,
but he had to do something to put out their lights.
He thinked, and he thunk.
Then he found a solution.
"I will upload some form of a viral pollution!"

"I will poison the servers, and the creating will cease!"
"No more t-shirts, or posters promoting world peace!"
"No more ornaments, business cards, postage, or shoes!
I will make all the shop keepers cry and boo-hoo!"
He grinned a green grin as he pounded the keys,
and created a computer transmitted disease.

Just as he finished, the grinch heard a bing.
He thought he must have imagined the thing.
It was a sound he had not heard from his PC before.
He went to his desktop, and his grinch jaw hit the floor.

He had mail? "I have mail?" He thought curiously...
He had never, ever, recieved any previously.
He clicked on the icon, and up popped a note.
What he was looking at choked up his grinch throat.
It was something from Zazzle that made his heart stop.
It read: "you have just gotten a sale on your shop!"

And what happened then...?
Well...In the forums they say
That the Grinch's small shop grew three sizes that day!
And he got rid of the virus that very night,
he worked on his shop to make everything right!
He creates with a passion, and his sales have increased.
So every once in a while, he can afford some roast beast.